Funny Quote...

"If there is electricity in every village, then people will watch TV till late at night and then fall asleep. They won't get a chance to produce children"

India's health and family welfare minister on latest plans for population control

More details of the article on the Times, click here.

Too much Tango...

Recently saw this poster on the way to work and it made me laughed.

For more Tango posters such as the one about ginger hair... check out the Floating Frog.

Piglet fun

To find out how you can win an exotic chocolate pig... click here
















































For a well-captioned funny swine flu picture, click here

Calvin & Hobbes

CALVIN & HOBBES....they are grrrrrreat!
If you haven't come across any of their comic strips yet, better get started! They are seriously delightful and funny!

Calvin & Hobbes was series of comic strips written and illustrated by Bill Watterson. The theme was broadly about Calvin, an imaginative six-year-old boy, his friendship with Hobbes, his stuffed animal which he sees as a live tiger, his unique views of politics, society, culture and traditions, and his adventures, real or unreal.

Below are some of his cracking quotes...

'Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless'

'If you do a job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again'

'Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success... flat stretches of boring routines, and valleys of frustration and failure'

'Girls are like slugs, they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what'

'In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientiific research to finding a cure for jerks'

'When I grow up, I'm not going to read teh newspaper and I'm not going to follow complex issues adn I'm not going to vote. That way I can complain when the government doesn't represent me. Then, when everything goes down the tubes, I can say the system doesn't work and justify my further lack of participation.'

'People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realise how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world'

For more detail on Calvin & Hobbes, go to this website.
Want more C&H adventures, mischiefs and fun, click here or here

Snow Sculptures in Sheffield

It has been a while since I last post in January. We thought these pictures taken back in February when it last snowed were worth putting on here for everyone to see, so here they are! Some are really creative... enjoy!

Weird Pictures?

Strange and weird piccies by John B

Nobody/animals were harmed during the making of these pictures...

Simon's Cat

Simons Cat... by Simon Tofield

Cat-Man-do
A hungry cat resorts to increasingly desperate measures to wake its sleeping owner.



Let me in
A hungry cat resorts to increasingly desperate measures to get indoors.



TV Dinner
A hungry cat resorts to increasingly desperate measures to gain its owner's attention.



Mean Kitty Song
If you enjoy Simon's Cat, you will definitely like the Mean Kitty Song about Sparta by Cory 'Mr. Safety' Williams

More Cats...

Cat that thinks if I can't see you, you cant see me either...











Cat that thinks he's a car...











Office cat obviously hard at work...











Cat that is ready for a wash...

Cat in a box

If you are looking for novelty gifts for children and adults alike then this is a great one. The Cat in the Box will have the room in uproar! This will make wonderful Birthday or Christmas gift, but why need an excuse? Treat yourself.

Cat in the Box

• The Cat in the Box measures approx 23 x 30 x 10 cm
• The Cat in the B0x does not require any battery!
• The Cat in the Box moves which cant be turned on and off by the press of a switch
• The Cat in the Box isnt so great for people with pet allergies
• The Cat in the Box is a fantastically funny gift for ages 3 to 130!

What’s in the Cat in the box?

• 1 x cat complete with tail and bells
  
• 1 x cardboard box
• no instructions supplied